March 2010
5 posts
Is it weird that I need a filling and I dreamt I had it done, novicaine and all. I swear it felt like my mouth was numb in my dream… Definitely a first.
February 2010
4 posts
why did the chicken cross the road...
Probably to walk on the other side where the people actually shoveled!
Dear asshole’s on Hempstead Ave. who haven’t shoveled their walkway,
Thanks so much for making my attempt to be green and conserve energy by walking to the store, equal to a death sentence. B/c of your laziness to do it yourself or hire someone, I had to make one of two very difficult choices: 1) create a new...
cavo:
Ticket Stub Tuesday… Round Twenty-One:
After the first night of seeing the Spice Girls at Nassau Coliseum, @Mchin9 and I were hell-bent on getting tickets for night two. While my concert buddy for round one was @SimTilver, Mandy was at the show too and she and I are the only people crazy enough to see the same show two days in a row. (Actually, I have a feeling that many people did the...
I want to go to there! →
January 2010
5 posts
More thoughts on the iPad...
ST: I don't like the name either. It just sounds like someone from Boston is saying "iPod."
WTYiP: It sounds like a feminine product.
LOL i'd have to agree with both, but ST's made me laugh!
Setting: Plane traumatically flying through...
titaniasbitch:
British Woman: Julie Andrews is in the cockpit!
British Man: Thank GOD!!
I love the Britains, as if Julie Andrews voice can sooth a plane and safely land it. Oh wait… it can!
hell yeah it can. If something bad ever happens to me and I have no recollection of it, I’d want Julie Andrew to tell me. Her telling me “you were mauled by a tiger and it took your...
Animal shelter adventure
So today @ the North Shore Animal Shelter, I encountered some of the cutest kitten/cats/puppies/dogs on the face of the earth. I mean they were so cute it was almost physically painful. It broke my heart to walk past the grown dogs a few times, and to see their faces. Some of them reminded me of the Haunted Mansion ride at Disney (where you’re sitting and the portraits faces look like...
December 2009
11 posts
Sex in the City 2... really?
ok so call me a traitor to the female gender, but i just saw a trailer for “Sex In the City 2” and the fact that it has “New York State of Mind” in the trailer, makes me NOT want to see it. I love my Yankees but FOX DEFINITELY overplayed it during the entire post-season and now I can’t hear it without cringing. (I also think that Jay-Z cannot, in fact, make the...
It's a sad Disney day →
Can we discuss this spitting epidemic?
“In the age of Swine Flu, I would urge everyone to swallow and not spit.”
That’s what she said!
cavo:
Early on Thanksgiving morning, as I was running the 32nd annual “Garden City Turkey Trot,” a man that was running a few steps ahead of me and to my right turned to his left and hocked up a big o’l lugie and sent it my way. After performing some “Matrix”- style acrobatics,...
cavo:
✭Matinée Wednesday: Round Four
When I think “tacky musical,” I think The Music Man. Not to say that this cute little play about a traveling salesman passing through River City, Indiana isn’t good… it’s just your typical kitschy piece of theater. Everyone knows the story, as it has manifested in popular culture, perhaps most notably in an episode of The Simpsons, “Marge vs. the...
November 2009
26 posts
Top Ten Reasons Why Thanksgiving is my Favorite...
cavo:
Some people live for Christmas, others for Halloween. I like them all, but Thanksgiving is definitely my favorite! Here are the top ten reasons why, in my eyes, Thanksgiving is the best:
10: The Garden City Turkey Trot - This is only the second year that I participated in the Turkey Trot, but it has become a highlight of my year. The trot is a 5 mile run around my hometown, the beautiful...
It's about damn time! →
Call me ‘Sporty Spice’!
– Sarah Palin - Going Rogue (via cavo)
Funny. I’ve been calling her “I-can’t-believe-she-was-THIS-close-to-becoming-the-next-in-line-to-be-the-leader-of-the-free-world Spice”
Basics How many songs do you have in your library: 2017 How many days/hours of music do you have: 73.1 What is the first song and artist: Are You That Somebody? Aaliyah What is the last song and artist: If I Can’t Have You: Yvonne Elliman What is your favorite band: Kelly Clarkson How many songs do you have by them: 199 (but that includes live songs and covers too) Which band do you have the...
thedisneyvault:
NEW!!!!!!
Small World Holiday Disney Parks Commercial
I love it!!!! It gives me goosebumps :)
via…http://thedisneyblog.com/2009/11/08/small-world-holiday-disney-parks-commercial/
Dear whoeversupthere,
if you could just give me a job so I can get money to go here again, i will be forever grateful! Forget moving out and paying bills! I want money to go to Disney World and...
wow.. →
So when asked what he does, this guy can LITERALLY say with pride… “i’m a fairy!” <— add your own flamboyant voice for better effect.