why did the chicken cross the road…
Probably to walk on the other side where the people actually shoveled!
Dear asshole’s on Hempstead Ave. who haven’t shoveled their walkway,
Thanks so much for making my attempt to be green and conserve energy by walking to the store, equal to a death sentence. B/c of your laziness to do it yourself or hire someone, I had to make one of two very difficult choices: 1) create a new path in the untouched snow, a physically exhausting task or 2) walk in the street, which was even more traumatizing, where I not only had to dodge traffic, but the disgusting snow the cars kicked up as they passed me. So from my bottom of my now, petrified heart, thanks! oh and fuck off!
Posted on Thursday February 11th